GIRL: Uy, kamusta ka na?
BOY: Oy, ikaw pala yan. okay lang naman. Ikaw?
GIRL: Ito masaya. may boyfriend akong mayaman.
BOY: Ahh... Ok pala eh.
GIRL: Oo, anak mayaman na tapos ang sahod niya ay P150,000 a month. Ikaw ba umasenso na?
Napayuko na lamang si boy. Nang biglang dumating ang BF ni girl.
BF: Hi babe!
GIRL: Hi honey. (nag-kiss)
Napatingin yung BF sa EX ni Girl.
BF: Boss? Uy, sir. Good afternoon po.
BOY: Good afternoon din mister?
BF: Santos po.
BOY: Mr. santos, excuse me but i have to go. Marami pa akong aasikasuhin. so, enjoy kayo (ngumiti ng konti, yumuko, tumalikod, bumuntong hininga, at umakad palayo)
GIRL: Siya ang boss mo?
BF: Oo babe. Alam mo ba, may babaeng mahal na mahal yang si sir. Pero nakipag-hiwalay yung girl 6 years ago dahil mahirap lang si sir dati. Pero magaling at matalino yan si sir. ayun, milyonaryo na siya ngayon. Halos 10 million a month ang kinikita niya. Nakakalungkot lang kasi hanggang ngayon, mahal pa rin niya yung babae. Sayang...
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