May isang babaeng nag-grocery.

Bumili siya ng:
- dalawang karton ng low fat milk
- sampung yoghurt
- dalawang plastic ng salad
- isang bote ng lotion
- sampung roll ng tissue paper - isang feminine wash
- isang bote ng shampoo
- tatlong deodorant

Habang nagbabayad siya sa counter ay may lasing na nakapila sa likod nya at nakatingin habang nilalapag niya ang mga pinamili sa counter.

LASING: Miss, single ka noh?

Namangha ang babae dahil tama ang lasing. tiningnan nya ulit lahat ng pinamili niya dahi baka may binili siyang pang-single na tao lang.

BABAE: Ang galing nun ah. Tama ka. Paano mo nahulaan na single ako?

LASING: Hehehe... Ang pangit mo eh.

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