Pedro Panotyo: Pare buntis 'yung girlfriend ko. Pero gumagamit naman ako ng condom lagi.
Totoy Brown: Halika mahal kong kaibigan, ipapaliwanag ko.
Pedro Panotyo: Sige.
Totoy Brown: May isang lalake na pumunta ng gubat na may dala-dalang payong. Ngayon, nakakita s'ya ng malaking tigreng papalapit. Kinalabit nya ang pindutan ng payong n'ya at namatay ang tigre.
Pedro Panotyo: Hahaha... Imposible naman 'yun pre. Baka may ibang tumira sa tigre?
Totoy Brown: Exactly!
Pedro Panotyo: :-(
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