All It Need Is To Tell

Mia and Jared are bestfriends.<br/><br/>Jared came from a broken family.<br/><br/>And Mia loves Jared more than just a friend.<br/><br/>But she's afraid to tell him because she might lose him.<br/><br/>One day, Mia noticed that Jared is always with another girl.<br/><br/>Mia got mad and killed the girl, and she was imprisoned.<br/><br/>Jared decided to go abroad after that incident.<br/><br/>Three months later, Mia received a letter from Jared, it says, "Time heals wounds. But I can't forgive myself for loving the woman who killed my long lost sister."

All It Need Is To Tell

Mia and Jared are bestfriends. Jared came from a broken family. And Mia loves Jared more than just a friend. But she's afraid to tell hi...

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The Quality of Being Modest

On a street accident, a woman tried to help the victim, but suddenly, a nurse came in and said, "Miss, excuse me! Please step back I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in giving CPR."<br/><br/>The woman stepped aside and watched the procedure, and said, "If you need a doctor, I'm just at your back."<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;">Lesson: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">"Humility counts, stay humble."<br/><br/>God said, "Be humble and He raised you up." John 3:30</div></div></div>

The Quality of Being Modest

On a street accident, a woman tried to help the victim, but suddenly, a nurse came in and said, "Miss, excuse me! Please step back I...

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Benefits of Cycling

<center><h1><img alt="Image of Benefits of Cycling" src="http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-1LOYjyPI9wo/UhZSzG96sFI/AAAAAAAA2pQ/38vgB1rV1VA/s000/ccy.jpg" title="Benefits of Cycling" /></h1></center>

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Falling Out of Sky High

<center><h1><img alt="Image of Man vs. Wild Bear Grylls" src="http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ODR2QQyaq3w/UheHmkWs7BI/AAAAAAAA2uA/Kifj1J_q0J4/s000/bear.jpg" title="Man vs. Wild Bear Grylls" /></h1></center><br/><br/>The host of television show, Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls, once fell out of an airplane, his parachute failed and he survived.

Falling Out of Sky High

The host of television show, Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls, once fell out of an airplane, his parachute failed and he survived.

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Mars One - Taking You to Mars Forever

<center><h1><img alt="Mars One" src="http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_uum7pO-tsw/UhXcbwqitVI/AAAAAAAA2mM/zeL45Vpg390/s000/mars+one.jpg" title="Human Community in Mars" /></h1></center><br/><br/>Mars One, which is a non-profit company, announced to build first human colony on Mars. Till now, more then 100,000 applications for this journey received.

Mars One - Taking You to Mars Forever

Mars One, which is a non-profit company, announced to build first human colony on Mars. Till now, more then 100,000 applications for this jo...

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Blind Beggar with Dropping Coins

A blind boy is waiting for someone to drop a coin in his can.<br/><br/>He had a board beside him written: "I'm blind, please feel pity on me."<br/><br/>A man came a dropped a coin. And erased what is written on the board.<br/><br/>Soon, the boy heard a lot of coin being dropped in his can.<br/><br/>The boy wondered and asked someone to read<br/>what is on the board.<br/><br/>It says: "Today is a beautiful day, too bad, I can't see it."<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;">Lesson: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">"Appreciate life"</div></div></div>

Blind Beggar with Dropping Coins

A blind boy is waiting for someone to drop a coin in his can. He had a board beside him written: "I'm blind, please feel pity on me...

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Grocery ng Single na Babae

May isang babaeng nag-grocery.<br/><br/>Bumili siya ng:<br/>- dalawang karton ng low fat milk<br/>- sampung yoghurt<br/>- dalawang plastic ng salad<br/>- isang bote ng lotion<br/>- sampung roll ng tissue paper - isang feminine wash<br/>- isang bote ng shampoo<br/>- tatlong deodorant<br/><br/>Habang nagbabayad siya sa counter ay may lasing na nakapila sa likod nya at nakatingin habang nilalapag niya ang mga pinamili sa counter.<br/><br/>LASING: Miss, single ka noh?<br/><br/>Namangha ang babae dahil tama ang lasing. tiningnan nya ulit lahat ng pinamili niya dahi baka may binili siyang pang-single na tao lang.<br/><br/>BABAE: Ang galing nun ah. Tama ka. Paano mo nahulaan na single ako?<br/><br/>LASING: Hehehe... Ang pangit mo eh.

Grocery ng Single na Babae

May isang babaeng nag-grocery. Bumili siya ng: - dalawang karton ng low fat milk - sampung yoghurt - dalawang plastic ng salad - isang bote ...

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Story With Sense

May two girls na nakabitin sa bangin with a boy extending his right hand to save either his girlfriend or bestfriend.<br/><br/>The boy save his bestfriend, but his girlfriend fell down.<br/><br/>Bestfriend: "Bakit ako?"<br/><br/>Boy: "Bestfriend kita eh."<br/><br/>Bestfriend: "Masaya ka ba?"<br/><br/>A tear fell down from the boy's eyes.<br/><br/>Bestfriend: "Ano'ng gusto mong gawin ko?"<br/><br/>Boy: "Itulak mo ako para may KASAMA ANG MAHAL KO."<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;">Lesson: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">"FRIENDSHIP stays FOREVER but LOVE lasts till ETERNITY."</div></div></div>

Story With Sense

May two girls na nakabitin sa bangin with a boy extending his right hand to save either his girlfriend or bestfriend. The boy save his bestf...

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5 Minutes Break Up

Boy: "Laro tayo. Maglalagay ako ng papel sa puno, nakasulat dito ang premyo mo.Yayakapin kita, at kapag nakawala ka sa loob ng 5 minutes. Makukuha mo ang premyo mo."<br/><br/>Girl: "Game!"<br/><br/>Wala pang 5 minutes, nakawala na si girlfriend sa yakap ni boyfriend. Tumakbo sa puno at kinuha ang papel. Nakasulat sa papel, "BREAK NA TAYO".<br/><br/>Girl: "Bakit ganito nakasulat?"<br/><br/>Boy: "Dahil mas pinili mo pa ang premyo. Kesa makapiling ako habang yakap-yakap kita."

5 Minutes Break Up

Boy: "Laro tayo. Maglalagay ako ng papel sa puno, nakasulat dito ang premyo mo.Yayakapin kita, at kapag nakawala ka sa loob ng 5 minute...

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It's Love Dad

A four year old kid was trying to write.<br/><br/>Father: "Son, what are you doing?"<br/><br/>Son: "Writing to my girfriend."<br/><br/>Father: "Do you even know how to write?"<br/><br/>Son: "No, it's ok, dad. My gf doesn't even know how to read. It's love, dad, you won't understand."

It's Love Dad

A four year old kid was trying to write. Father: "Son, what are you doing?" Son: "Writing to my girfriend." Father: ...

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The Birth of Olivia and Oliver

Last few days, Oliver celebrated his birthday. Two days before, his younger twin sister, Olivia, celebrated her birthday.<br/><br/>How come this made possible?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">It has to do with time zones or leap year issues.<br/><br/>At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was traveling. The older twin, Olivia, was born first early on March 1st. Then while traveling, their mother crossed a time zone and Oliver, the younger twin, was born on February the 28th. Therefore, the younger twin celebrates her birthday two days before his older sister.</div></div></div>

The Birth of Olivia and Oliver

Last few days, Oliver celebrated his birthday. Two days before, his younger twin sister, Olivia, celebrated her birthday. How come this made...

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Water Lily and a Pool

In the middle of a round pool lies a beautiful water-lily. The water lily doubles in size everyday. After exactly 20 days the pool will be covered completely by the lilies.<br/><br/>Question: After how many days will half of the pool be covered by the water lily?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>19th day</b> — on the 20th day the half-filled-size water lily will cover the pool.</div></div></div>

Water Lily and a Pool

In the middle of a round pool lies a beautiful water-lily. The water lily doubles in size everyday. After exactly 20 days the pool will be c...

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Totoy Brown Words for Rainy Days

<center><h1><img alt="Image of Totoy Brown" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3sJBP8eW8HhsagS1s5gIYcGdHiKFHoG6SQtB7_V_YIxBpPdGWU0YQqlUPTlP24WTDsTctwPww75zF81nzCZfCGg1GFjYaHrQILH5nk4wZQ3y1JEk2abiEJVukFtNFFtM9MIMV7eCISqM/s0/5144e155-7022-41e4-a683-32c8d40a4479.jpg" title="Totoy Brown Jetski" /></h1></center><br /> <br /> "Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain."<br /> <br /> I just love how Filipinos always find ways to make the best out of a bad situation.<br /> <br /> Things to do today:<br /> <br /> 1. Wake up<br /> 2. Get up<br /> 3. Be awesome (Kahit mabaho basta tatak mandirigma)<br /> 4. Go back to bed :-D

Totoy Brown Words for Rainy Days

"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain." I just love how Filipinos...

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What Makes World Perfect?

A father was reading a newspaper.<br/><br/>He did not want to disturb by his little girl.<br/><br/>So, he cut out a map of the world.<br/><br/>Tore it to pieces and gave it to her for assemble.<br/><br/>After a while, she returned to him with the map all in perfect order.<br/><br/>Every piece is in its place.<br/><br/>The surprised father said, "Honey, you don't know about geography.<br/><br/>So, how did you do it?"<br/><br/>The innocent girl replied, "The picture of Jesus is at the back. And I know if I had Jesus at the right place, the whole world would be perfect."

What Makes World Perfect?

A father was reading a newspaper. He did not want to disturb by his little girl. So, he cut out a map of the world. Tore it to pieces and ga...

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Brightness of the World

This is a true story.<br/><br/>An old man and his 26 years old son were in a train.<br/><br/>Every now and then, the son says...<br/><br/>"Look, dad! Cows!"<br/><br/>"Look, dad! It's raining!"<br/><br/>Then, there was someone who saie, "Excuse, sir, why is your grown son acting like a child?" <br/><br/>The father said, "We just came back from the doctor and this is his first time seeing things after 26 years of blindness."

Brightness of the World

This is a true story. An old man and his 26 years old son were in a train. Every now and then, the son says... "Look, dad! Cows!" ...

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Motala the Elephant

<center><h1><img alt="Image of Motala the Elephant" src="http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-DCvQr4BuNng/Ug8Bmg6XUwI/AAAAAAAA2PI/BD5lfumqLLQ/s00-k/e.jpg" title="Motala the Elephant" /></h1></center><br/><br/>Motala, age 50, lost his foot after stepping on a land mine. Thanks to the dedicated workers at the world’s only elephant hospital Friends of the Asian Elephant (FAE) located in Lampang, Thailand, and he received a new prosthetic leg.

Motala the Elephant

Motala, age 50, lost his foot after stepping on a land mine. Thanks to the dedicated workers at the world’s only elephant hospital Friends o...

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Friendship Beyond Imagination

One day, a crab was running on the seashore.<br/><br/>The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab.<br/><br/>The crab asked, "Being my friend, why are you clearing my beautiful footprints?"<br/><br/>Then the waves replied, "A fisherman was following your footprints just to catch you. That is why I cleared it off."<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;">Lesson: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">Remember, FRIENDSHIP means caring beyond imagination.</div></div></div>

Friendship Beyond Imagination

One day, a crab was running on the seashore. The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. The crab asked, "Being my friend, w...

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Kung Nangibabaw nga Naman ang Pera

May mag-ex na nagkita sa mall after 6 years.<br/><br/>GIRL: Uy, kamusta ka na?<br/><br/>BOY: Oy, ikaw pala yan. okay lang naman. Ikaw?<br/><br/>GIRL: Ito masaya. may boyfriend akong mayaman.<br/><br/>BOY: Ahh... Ok pala eh.<br/><br/>GIRL: Oo, anak mayaman na tapos ang sahod niya ay P150,000 a month. Ikaw ba umasenso na?<br/><br/>Napayuko na lamang si boy. Nang biglang dumating ang BF ni girl.<br/><br/>BF: Hi babe!<br/><br/>GIRL: Hi honey. (nag-kiss)<br/><br/>Napatingin yung BF sa EX ni Girl.<br/><br/>BF: Boss? Uy, sir. Good afternoon po.<br/><br/>BOY: Good afternoon din mister?<br/><br/>BF: Santos po.<br/><br/>BOY: Mr. santos, excuse me but i have to go. Marami pa akong aasikasuhin. so, enjoy kayo (ngumiti ng konti, yumuko, tumalikod, bumuntong hininga, at umakad palayo)<br/><br/>GIRL: Siya ang boss mo?<br/><br/>BF: Oo babe. Alam mo ba, may babaeng mahal na mahal yang si sir. Pero nakipag-hiwalay yung girl 6 years ago dahil mahirap lang si sir dati. Pero magaling at matalino yan si sir. ayun, milyonaryo na siya ngayon. Halos 10 million a month ang kinikita niya. Nakakalungkot lang kasi hanggang ngayon, mahal pa rin niya yung babae. Sayang...<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;">Lesson: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">Huwag husgahan ang lalake sa taba ng kanyang bulsa. Sa halip, ang dapat ninyong tingnan ay ang taba ng kanyang puso at ang taba ng kanyang isipan.</div></div></div>

Kung Nangibabaw nga Naman ang Pera

May mag-ex na nagkita sa mall after 6 years. GIRL: Uy, kamusta ka na? BOY: Oy, ikaw pala yan. okay lang naman. Ikaw? GIRL: Ito masaya. may b...

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Broke Up for Nothing

One day, a boyfriend and girlfriend broke up for a NONSENSE reason.<br/><br/>The boy said to his ex, "Ayan na lahat ng binigay mo sa'kin, sinasauli ko na."<br/><br/>The girl replied, "Hindi ko 'yan tatanggapin hangga't hindi kumpleto lahat ng binigay ko sa'yo."<br/><br/>The boy asked the girl, "Ano pa bang kulang? Babayaran ko na lang."<br/><br/>The girl cried and said, "Buong pagmamahal ko, binigay ko sa'yo. Kaya mo bang bayaran kung iba na laman ng puso mo?"

Broke Up for Nothing

One day, a boyfriend and girlfriend broke up for a NONSENSE reason. The boy said to his ex, "Ayan na lahat ng binigay mo sa'kin, si...

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A Mom Giving Birth

A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same month and year but they were not twins. <br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>Triplets or so</b> — the woman give birth to additional child (children). Either a boy or girl.</div></div></div>

A Mom Giving Birth

A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same month and year but they were not twins. Disclaimer: We usua...

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Totoy Brown Nasa Adamson University Nag-aaral

<center><h1><img alt="Image of Totoy Brown at Adamson University" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiafpdQjNiyYR-2cl7puR9AzHMMM4pCcqUqAOoEvqSyZ1TRBm50PmLQgt3oO7YYzIka6mpF8tnmxgEk6o1QXF-WcO4E3rzUDNZGcYrnWnIcwfMl2IUMbb2Kor_DY7jpuc-PZtOb0XZoYcA/s0/ff0ca0e8-21ba-43cc-8856-eea0c2909a3e.jpg" title="Adamson University with Totoy Brown" /></h1></center><br /> <h1 style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 100); border-bottom-style: solid; border-width: 0px 0px 4px; color: black; font-size: 18px; font-style: bold; line-height: 1; margin: 0px 0px 20px; padding: 10px 0px 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="font-size:18px;color:green;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px #000;">Taas ng I.Q.</b></h1><br /> Si Totoy Brown ay first time makarating sa Maynila upang mag-aral ng kolehiyo. Sa porma n'ya at tindig nito, s'ya ay obvious na probinsyano. Masyado siyang nahuhumaling sa mga naggagandahang mga bebot at nakatuwaan n'yang bilangin ang mga sexy na estudyante makita n'ya. Nakita ito ng mga bully na kaklase na pinamumunuhan ni Totoy Gold at niloko si Totoy Brown.<br /> <br /> Totoy Gold: Hoy probinsyano! Bago ka lang sa Maynila 'no? Ba't mo binibilang ang mga babae. Hindi mo ba alam na bawal dito<br /> sa Maynila na bilangin ang mga babae? May multang P100 sa bawat babaeng binilang mo! Ilang babae ang nabilang mo?!<br /> <br /> Totoy Brown: Anim po sir.<br /> <br /> Totoy Gold: Puwes, magbayad ka sakin ng P600!<br /> <br /> At nagbigay nga ng P600 si Totoy Brown. Pagkaalis ng hinayupak na Totoy Gold, hagalpak sa tawa si Totoy Brown. <br /> <br /> Totoy Brown: Wahahahahahaha! Ang tatanga pala ng mga siga dito sa Maynila.<br /> <br /> Naloko ko yung katotoy na yun, di nya alam kinseng babae na ang nabilang ko!

Totoy Brown Nasa Adamson University Nag-aaral

Taas ng I.Q. Si Totoy Brown ay first time makarating sa Maynila upang mag-aral ng kolehiyo. Sa porma n'ya at tindig nito, s'ya ay ...

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Unusual Pharagraph

How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all and in fact, nothing is. But it is a bit odd. Why? If you study it and think about it. You may find out. But I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long. It will dawn on you. Who knows?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>E</b> — it does not contain the letter 'E'. The most common letter in English.</div></div></div>

Unusual Pharagraph

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Friends Forever

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side.

Friends Forever

Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side.

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Burning the Ropes

There are two lengths of rope, each one can burn in exactly 1 hour. They are not necessarily of the same length or width as each other. By burning the ropes.<br/><br/>How do you measure exactly 45 minutes worth of time?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>Cut the Rope</b> — divide the rope into 4 parts then each part will be burn specifically every 15 minutes.<br/><br/>So, to make it burn at exactly 45 minutes, reduced it by removing 1/4. Then, burn the remaining 3/4. Certainly, it will burnout within 45 minutes.<br/><br/><b>Without Cutting</b> — burn rope 'A' in both end it will last 30 minutes.<br/><br/>Burn rope 'B' on one end and right after rope 'A' completely finish. Burn the other end. It will burn out at exactly 15 minutes. The point to make the whole rope end the process at exactly 45 minutes.</div></div></div>

Burning the Ropes

There are two lengths of rope, each one can burn in exactly 1 hour. They are not necessarily of the same length or width as each other. By b...

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Figuring from Steps

Follow these and see if you can figure it out.<br/><br/>1. Get a brown cardboard box.<br/>2. Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.<br/>3. Paint the box orange.<br/>4. Paint on purple dots.<br/>5. Paint on turquoise stripes.<br/>7. Turn it upside down.<br/>8. Lie on your side.<br/><br/>What is missing from this sequence?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>#6</b> — there is no step number 6.</div></div></div>

Figuring from Steps

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Remains of Adam and Eve Found Frozen

While digging, an archeologist found the frozen remains of a man and a woman. He immediately concluded that they were Adam and Eve. How is this so?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">Adam and Eve would lack what other humans would have — <b>Navels</b>. In clinical term it is called umbilicus or common (Tagalog) name 'PUSOD'.</div></div></div>

Remains of Adam and Eve Found Frozen

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A Rescue from Uncertain Clue

An old fellow is driving home. It's late at night. He's travelling along the highway, and he's some considerable distance from home. Suddenly, he feels himself having a heart attack. He says, "Oh my God. It's the big one." Thinking quickly, he takes the first available exit.<br/><br/>As luck would have it, he winds up in a residential neighborhood. It's very late at night. He pulls over to the side of the road behind some parked cars. He's fading fast, but he has the presence of mind to pull out his cell phone and call 911.<br/><br/>He says to the dispatcher, "I need help. I'm having a heart attack." She says, "Where are you?"<br/><br/>And the rest of the conversation goes something like this:<br/><br/>He: "I don't know where I am."<br/>She: "What exit did you take?"<br/>He: "I don't remember."<br/>She: "Were you going north or south or east?"<br/>He: "I don't remember."<br/>She: "Can you tell me what street you're on?"<br/>He: "I'm in the middle of the block. I'm parked behind some cars. I didn't see any street signs."<br/>She: "Start blowing the horn. Someone will come out of the house."<br/><br/>But no one comes out.<br/><br/>She then asks him to do one more thing. Minutes later, an ambulance is on its way there and saves his life.<br/><br/>What did she ask him to do?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Think First then See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>Use all possible resources!</b><br/><br/>The old man read back the plate number of a car next to him. As the woman from the next line requested. Then, after gathering that information. To be a part of the rescue team. The girl managed to track the registration and location of that car's owner.</div></div></div>

A Rescue from Uncertain Clue

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He Survived at the Bar

Two men enter a bar and order the exact same drink fixed the exact same way. One guy guzzles his down in a matter of seconds and the other takes his time. The guy who guzzles his down lives and the other guy dies. How could it be?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>See if Your Guess is Correct. Please Click and Reveal the Answer: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>Poison</b> — it was placed inside the ice cube. Those who drink it immediately left unharm. However, after ice melted poison mixed with the drink.</div></div></div>

He Survived at the Bar

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House with Four Pillars

A man builds a square house in which all 4 sides face the south. No mirror tricks or cheats whatsoever was done. How is this possible?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote><b><span style="color: orange;">Disclaimer:</span></b> We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>The only way a man could build a house with all four sides facing south is if he is building it at the North Pole.</b></div></div></div>

House with Four Pillars

A man builds a square house in which all 4 sides face the south. No mirror tricks or cheats whatsoever was done. How is this possible? Discl...

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The Seven Letter Word

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ is better than God.<br/>_ _ _ _ _ _ _ is worsts than evil.<br/>The poor has _ _ _ _ _ _ _.<br/>The rich needs _ _ _ _ _ _ _.<br/>If you will eat _ _ _ _ _ _ _ you will die.<br/><br/>What is the missing word with 7 letters?<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote>We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>NOTHING</b></div></div></div>

The Seven Letter Word

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ is better than God. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is worsts than evil. The poor has _ _ _ _ _ _ _. The rich needs _ _ _ _ _ _ _. If you will e...

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Read from Both Ends

I am pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used to make me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm brown, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends and the same<br/>either way.<br/><br/><i style="font-size:small;color:grey;"><quote>We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. Especially, by analyzing the given statements. In some situation, we provide adequate explaination. But in times that it didn't meet your expectation feel free to <span style="color: red;"><u><a href="/contact" target="_blank" alt="Contact KowtZ Admin" title="Contact KowtZ Management">contact us</a></u></span> so we can make modification if it is necessary.</quote></i><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>EYE</b></div></div></div>

Read from Both Ends

I am pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used to make me. I'm double, I'm single, I'...

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Under the Ordinary Umbrella

Three fat people are sharing under one ordinary-sized umbrella. nobody gets wet. How is this possible?<br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>It's Not Raining, anyway. LOL!</b></div></div></div>

Under the Ordinary Umbrella

Three fat people are sharing under one ordinary-sized umbrella. nobody gets wet. How is this possible? Please Click: It's Not Raining, a...

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Word of Word

Which word if pronounced right is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?<br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>WRONG</b></div></div></div>

Word of Word

Which word if pronounced right is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right? Please Click: WRONG

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Biggest Value of Them All

What is the largest number you can write using only 2 numbers, just only 2 numbers and no other mathematical symbols?<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>99</b> — write it in a mathematical form (factoring) 9`9 or 9 to the power of 9 is equal to 387,420,489. Test it on your calculator and you will get error 'Too large result'.</div></div></div>

Biggest Value of Them All

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The Friendly Vessel

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

The Friendly Vessel

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

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Leaf Mimicking Animals

<center><h1><img alt="Image of Totoy Leaf Mimicking Animals" src="http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-5pVMw49hvf4/UgjtrJhd0cI/AAAAAAAA1z0/vWEpgaR7DGs/s000/lea.jpg" title="Leaf Mimicking Animals" /></h1></center><br/><br/>1. Uroplatus Phantasticus - the satanic leaf tailed gecko.<br/>2. Phyllium Giganteum - the giant leaf insect.<br/>3. Pterochrozini - a group of leaf mimicking katydids.<br/>4. Uropyia Meticulodina

Leaf Mimicking Animals

1. Uroplatus Phantasticus - the satanic leaf tailed gecko. 2. Phyllium Giganteum - the giant leaf insect. 3. Pterochrozini - a group of leaf...

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Ang Munting Payo ng Mandirigmang si Totoy Brown

<center><h1><img alt="Image of Totoy Brown" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNU7qEHs-oOfsHhVmJcmzdeISdRi4tlo2vXyj0EesXSSZy2WJtWkfgLud8BRHRrcKaiHIDeEPcY-FahhNJC7fMFbaZOAIKPAoQL8AF1q83S-CEuP8v7EIBb-Cw7uDHUqY-p7dzRjtJBf4/s320/38f468fc-59d3-482a-b263-8a478c18b8ed.jpg" title="Totoy Brown ang Mandirigma" /></h1></center><br/><br/>Pedro Panotyo: Pare buntis 'yung girlfriend ko. Pero gumagamit naman ako ng condom lagi.<br/><br/>Totoy Brown: Halika mahal kong kaibigan, ipapaliwanag ko.<br/><br/>Pedro Panotyo: Sige.<br/><br/>Totoy Brown: May isang lalake na pumunta ng gubat na may dala-dalang payong. Ngayon, nakakita s'ya ng malaking tigreng papalapit. Kinalabit nya ang pindutan ng payong n'ya at namatay ang tigre.<br/><br/>Pedro Panotyo: Hahaha... Imposible naman 'yun pre. Baka may ibang tumira sa tigre?<br/><br/>Totoy Brown: Exactly!<br/><br/>Pedro Panotyo: :-(

Ang Munting Payo ng Mandirigmang si Totoy Brown

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Man is Dead and Naked in the Desert

A dead man found lying face down in th middle of the desert. He is naked and the only thing found on him is the wooden match on his hand. How did he get there?<br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;">Man accompanied with others were riding in a hot-air balloon. Suddenly, they noticed that it is overweight. So, everybody agreed to unload everything including their dress. But that wasn't enough and they came to the final solution. Draw with matchsticks, and whoever get the shortest will have to be thrown in the mid air.<br/><br/>Unfortunately, the man got the shortest one. He abandoned the ship to save others.</div></div></div>

Man is Dead and Naked in the Desert

A dead man found lying face down in th middle of the desert. He is naked and the only thing found on him is the wooden match on his hand. Ho...

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Who is the Real Killer?

A murder happened at the private drive, one sunday. The victim was a man living with his four relatives and their maid. He was found dead in his room.<br/><br/>The police conducted their investigation and questioned each person in the house.<br/><br/><h1 style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 100); border-bottom-style: solid; border-width: 0px 0px 4px; color: black; font-size: 18px; font-style: bold; line-height: 1; margin: 0px 0px 20px; padding: 10px 0px 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="font-size:18px;color:green;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px #000;">The Following were Their Alibis:</b></h1><br/>Wife — "I was cooking at the kitchen when it happened."<br/>Maid — "I was not here. I was delivering a mail to the post office."<br/>Eldest Son — "I was just repairing our car in the garden."<br/>Eldest Daughter — "I was in the bathroom, taking a bath." youngest son — "I was playing with my toys at the living room."<br/>Who is the killer? And why is this so?<br/><h1 style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 100); border-bottom-style: solid; border-width: 0px 0px 4px; color: black; font-size: 18px; font-style: bold; line-height: 1; margin: 0px 0px 20px; padding: 10px 0px 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b style="font-size:18px;color:orange;text-shadow:1px 1px 1px #000;">At Crime Scene</b></h1><br/>The guy was actually murdered. But the murder weapon wasn't found.<br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>Maid</b> — no post office are open during Sundays. We usually rely on the given propositions to prove if something is true or false. By analyzing the given statements, we can conclude delivering posts to a post office during Sunday is not logical, and therefore, not a good way to make as alibi.</font></div></div></div>

Who is the Real Killer?

A murder happened at the private drive, one sunday. The victim was a man living with his four relatives and their maid. He was found dead in...

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I am a Ten-Letter Word

I am a 10-letter word. My 1, 2, 3, 4 carries heredity. My 4, 5, 6 is a period of time. My 5, 6, 7 is a pest. My 8, 9, 10 is a chemical bond. What am I?<br/><br/>Most biology students exposed on this word. So just recall your biology class way back from high school. That's the tip for this logic question.<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>GENERATION is the answer!</b><br/>1234 — gene<br/>456 — era<br/>567 — rat<br/>8910 — ion</font></div></div></div>

I am a Ten-Letter Word

I am a 10-letter word. My 1, 2, 3, 4 carries heredity. My 4, 5, 6 is a period of time. My 5, 6, 7 is a pest. My 8, 9, 10 is a chemical bond....

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The Letters with a Letter

What eight letter word contains only one letter?<br/><br/>Please don't forget to share this on your friends or send these collections via text messages. You can use share buttons that provided on this page. <br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>ENVELOPE</b></font></div></div></div>

The Letters with a Letter

What eight letter word contains only one letter? Please don't forget to share this on your friends or send these collections via text me...

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The Logic of Manhole

Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?<br/><br/>Cover it here, cover there, covers everywhere! Be careful, specially during rainy season some manholes are left uncovered not good for flooded area. Others are recorded accidents at night. <br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>Round is better than square</b> — square manholes can be turned in such a way as to fall into the hole. A circle is the same diameter no matter which way you turn it.</font></div></div></div>

The Logic of Manhole

Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? Cover it here, cover there, covers everywhere! Be careful, specially during ...

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The Numbers with the Letter A

If you count the numbers in English. Like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and so on. When is the first time will you use the letter 'A'?<br/><br/>I guess you have to start counting by now to learn more about Arithmetic.<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>1000</b> — numbers from zero (0) up to nine hundred ninety nine (999) doesn't have letter 'a'. Not until you reach one thousand.</font></div></div></div>

The Numbers with the Letter A

If you count the numbers in English. Like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and so on. When is the first time will you use the letter 'A...

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The Days of Logic

If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday. What day would today be?<br/><br/>Think twice or make a guess. See if you get the correct answer.<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>Friday</b> - Wednesday's tommorow is always Thursday and Sunday's yesterday is always Saturday.</font></div></div></div>

The Days of Logic

If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday. What day would today be? Think twice or make a guess....

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The Logic of 6

What will you add to 'IX' to make it '6'?<br/><br/>Think first then reveal the answer below.<br/><br/><div style="margin: 5px;"><br/><div class="smallfont" style="margin-bottom: 2px;"><br/>Please Click: <input onclick="if (this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display != '') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = ''; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Close '; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('div')[1].getElementsByTagName('div')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.innerText = ''; this.value = ' Open '; }" style="font-size: 10px; margin: 5px; padding: 0px; width: 80px;" type="button" value="Open!!!" /></div><br/><div class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset; margin: 0px; padding: 6px;"><div style="display: none;"><b>S + IX = 6</b></font></div></div></div>

The Logic of 6

What will you add to 'IX' to make it '6'? Think first then reveal the answer below. Please Click: S + IX = 6

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Trivia About the Word GO

Did You Know That...?<br/>'Go' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

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Did You Know That...? 'Go' is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

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Did You Know That...?<br/>A snail can sleep for three (3) years.

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Don't Be Sad When You Exprience Break Up

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Don't Count Every Hour

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Sayo na ang Benipisyo Ko

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Sa Bawat 00 may HINDI

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Ang Relationship Dapat Totoo

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Every Sunset is One Day Less to Live

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Ang Love Inumpisahan ni Adan at Eba

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Best Relationship Could Not be Defined

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The Problem Between Intelligent and Stupid People

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

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Cory Aquino Reading Book of Logic

One day, Erap saw Cory reading a book on logic.<br/><br/>Erap: mahirap ata yang binabasa mo?<br/><br/>Cory: No, Logic lang to madali lang.<br/><br/>Erap: Ano ba yang logic, di ko ata alam?<br/><br/>Cory: Ganito lang yan. May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?<br/><br/>Erap: Oo<br/><br/>Cory: Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda?<br/><br/>Erap: Oo<br/><br/>Cory: At kung mahilig ka sa isda mahilig ka rin sa dagat?<br/><br/>Erap: Oo<br/><br/>Cory: kung mahilig ka sa dagat,gusto mo go sa beach?<br/><br/>Erap: Oo<br/><br/>Cory: Kung mahilig ka go sa beach, mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit?<br/><br/>Erap: Oo<br/><br/>Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa seksing babaeng nakabathing suit, lalakeng lalake ka?<br/><br/>Erap: Oo<br/><br/>Cory: At kung lalakeng lalake ka, eh dimacho ka?<br/><br/>Erap: Oo<br/><br/>Cory: Kita mo na,ganyan lang ang logic!<br/><br/>Erap: Ok pala yang logic na yan ah!<br/><br/>The next day, Erap saw Piolo Pascual.<br/><br/>Erap: Piolo, subukan ko lng itong itinuro sa aking logic ni Cory. <br/><br/>Piolo: Sige nga po!<br/><br/>Erap: May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?<br/><br/>Piolo: Wala.<br/><br/>Erap: Bakla ka nga!

Cory Aquino Reading Book of Logic

One day, Erap saw Cory reading a book on logic. Erap: mahirap ata yang binabasa mo? Cory: No, Logic lang to madali lang. Erap: Ano ba yang l...

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Sex at ang Kulangot

Anak : Tay bakit po masarap ang sex?<br/><br/>Tatay : Kasi may kiliti o sensation katulad ng nararamdaman mo pag nangungulangot ka.<br/>Anak : Bakit po mas nasasarapan ang babae kaysa sa lalake sa sex?<br/><br/>Tatay: Tulad ng pangungulangot, mas nasasarapan ang ilong mo kysa sa daliri.<br/><br/>Anak. Bakit ayaw po ng babae ang nirerape?<br/><br/>Tatay : Kunwari, naglalakad ka tapos my lumapit syo at biglang kinilikot ilong mo magugustuhan mo ba?<br/><br/>Anak : Bkit ayaw ng babaeng mkipagsex pag may regla?<br/><br/>Tatay : Pag dumudugo ilong mo, mangungulangot ka ba?<br/><br/>Anak : Bakit ayaw po ng mga lalake ang condom?<br/><br/>Tatay : Ikaw gusto mo mangulangot na may guwantes ang daliri?<br/><br/>Anak : Bakit po sa pribadong lugar lang ginagawa ang sex?<br/><br/>Tatay : Kaya mo bang mangulangot sa harap ng ibang tao?

Sex at ang Kulangot

Anak : Tay bakit po masarap ang sex? Tatay : Kasi may kiliti o sensation katulad ng nararamdaman mo pag nangungulangot ka. Anak : Bakit po m...

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